Agnostic.com

8 6

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you’re just wasting everyone’s time.

Duke 8 Apr 29
Share

Enjoy being online again!

Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.

Create your free account

8 comments

Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.

0

I once had a cab buisness before I retired.
"Zane the Parrot" was one of my very favorite "passengers" in my cab. I drove him to his new owner's house. (He was a gift from a father to his daughter. I also got called for visits to the vet.)
On his 1st ride with me, he escaped his box, and rode home sitting on my shoulder. He tried to explore my cab, he especially liked my flowered lei and the Mardi-Gras beads that I had hanging from my mirror. I tried to distract him, fearing that ingesting either might become harmful, I offered a cracker...
It was at that point that I was informed that "Polly HATES crackers!"
He also tipped me by gifting me with one of his feathers on each trip to the vet which I kept as a keepsake memo for his rides, and a good luck charm.
I later added them into a feather fan that I made.

Donna Level 6 Apr 30, 2018
2

I had one that would tell my dog to "Sit", "Stay" using my voice. It was so funny watching my dog obey! He also said, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."

1

If I ever heard one say that, I would laugh SO hard! And then, quite possibly, wonder...

Zster Level 8 Apr 29, 2018
1
1

Hahaha, good one!!!!

1

Lol... how about...HEY!

4

A fantastic idea.
My dog's name is "NO!"

My cats must be confused. They probably think their names are "Stop that!" "Get offa there!" "What the hell're you doing!" etc.

2

My neighbour has parrots. I wonder ...

Write Comment
You can include a link to this post in your posts and comments by including the text q:69242
Agnostic does not evaluate or guarantee the accuracy of any content. Read full disclaimer.