Having Trouble Finding The Perfect Gift for the "Hard To Buy For" fisherman?
Problem solved.
The Erotic Carp Calendar!
When I began working in a place that was more like a men's locker room, some guys had Playboy calenders up. Not a problem until I put up a Chippendale nude calendar from Europe . Ruined everyone's party when we have to take all of them down, per management. So we moved them to our lockers. "Every party has a pooper that's why they invited me".
Can't say I'd be eager to jump in the sack with a woman like that whose chest would probably smell rather... fishy, lol.
OOOOHHHH PAAAAALLEEEEEEESse... You know good and well you wouldn't kick that out of bed for pretty much anything.. Aint nothing a little potpourri air spray couldn't take care of.