I used to have the cutest, most adorable birthday suit. It was flexible, fit snugly, the seams were tight, and it was so comfortable.
However, after years of wear, it's sagging, coming apart at the seams, and I can barely fit into it anymore. And it's getting tighter. So tight it sometimes cuts off my oxygen.
God I wish I could afford a new one.
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GareBear517
Level 7
Dec 7, 2017
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That is exactly what happened to mine, so I took it off, as you can see in in my photo. Sexy huh? 
Whathappensnow
Level 6
Dec 7, 2017
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Don't let Jeff Dunham anywhere near you. 
Granted, wear and tear certainly happens to us all to varying degrees. But there are plenty of ways to still fit into your body, and keep it supple and functional.
You just have to decide to do them ...and keep doing them ! Choices.
evergreen
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Dec 7, 2017
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Oscar Wilde in "The Picture of Dorian Gray:" If I could get back my youth I would do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise, or be respectable."
Yeah, I know. Hair in places I don't want, no hair in places I do want. WTF?!? I checked out alterations and they're way out of my price range. Does anyone know the return policy?
kmdskit3
Level 8
Dec 7, 2017
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Whatever you do don't be tempted to iron it.
VinceRichardson
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Dec 7, 2017
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I think this is a warning I should heed.
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