I used to have the cutest, most adorable birthday suit. It was flexible, fit snugly, the seams were tight, and it was so comfortable.
However, after years of wear, it's sagging, coming apart at the seams, and I can barely fit into it anymore. And it's getting tighter. So tight it sometimes cuts off my oxygen.
God I wish I could afford a new one.
I've found on gay dating sites that there are lots of young, attractive men looking for fat old daddies and not for their wallets. It's a fairly common fetish apparently. I have several on the line now and can't decide which one to get serious with.