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I'm the polar opposite of MC Hammer. You can touch pretty much anything you want.

Duke 8 May 2
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Till they put the cuffs on you can

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You are too easy! Where is the thrill of the chase...oh, wait, with my knees, that would be an amble. Nevermind!

I bet he'd wait

I run pretty slow.

@Duke a Freaking match made in Valhalla, or someplace.....

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Really? Anything? Lol

Even my uvula. But, you gotta use your tongue.

@Duke you like tongues that far down your throat? Challenge accepted! Lol

@MichelleGar1 Just FYI, my tongue tastes great. I should know...

@MichelleGar1 We want filmed evidence before accepting the claim!

@FrayedBear nope I think that would be a mistake. this kind of thing lives much better in the imagination than on film.

@FrayedBear the records from the ER should be ample proof

@Duke You're not intending biting her tongue off are you? Or does your mouth close bulldog like requiring medical intervention to free her tongue?
I'm reminded of the couple who had to be admitted to ER because her vagina had constricted so tightly on his penis that he could not remove it. The article went onto say that if he had known that there is a simple key to unlocking that grip he would have literally been home and hosed within a few minutes.

@FrayedBear not me, its @Duke volunteering.

@hankster thanks. Corrected.

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Funny

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much like a petting zoo I guess.

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