I have lived a good chunk of my life in Texas. There is nothing these ass clowns do that surprises me. What would surprise me is if they actually did something for women, children, or the poor.

so how many and who are they going to hire to be the jerk off police? What kind of experience do we need to apply?

Good. We have too many blind men walking around as it is.

How would anyone know? I mean unless you're a perv doing it in public or something

Curious how that would be reported. A crime hot line 1-800-JERKOFF?

You underestimate the number of jerkoffs in the Texas legislature. Or maybe you don't. ?

Too bizarre for words - only in America...lol

To really have an impact, health care bills should refuse to pay for any of the ED drugs -- viagra or cialis or.... Erectile dysfunction is not a medical emergency. Watch the hysteria that ensues if this bill is suggested anywhere.

Texas is weird, that is all.

How will this be enforced?

So you get a ticket and then end up in a courtroom full of jerkoffs?

Hire a jerkoff to defend you?

Be at the mercy of a judge that's a .......?

Been there, done that.

Unless a man is masturbating in a public , it isn't likely to be enforced . Compared to forcing a woman to give birth to a child ( especially if it was due to a rape ) , a $100 fine is a tiny price to pay , and , as you've already pointed out , it is a sarcastic means of trying to teach some men , by the shoe on the other foot method .

I do not care to see the video of the masturbation activists who show up to protest.

It will be praised and the point will be missed altogether.

Texas needs to be it's own country again.

Well if I was a Texas cop, if park outside of a fertility clinic and ticket every sperm donor on his way out the door

not sure if its the need for money or a Texas Navy ?