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Amusing thing happened today...

My parents received my death certificates in the mail this afternoon. I’ve been dead on the inside for years now, so this is the final step.

It’s obviously a mistake...one I can’t get fixed at 11:17pm EST...so for tonight I’m going to enjoy being dead and haunt the fuck out of the world.

PeppermintDreads 7 May 7
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I went on a trip to Canada with my mom and grandpa and they said we were visiting the family plot. Ok, cool... we got to the plot and there's a headstone with my name and and empty spot for death date! Was NOT expecting that. My grandpa and I laid down like we were dead in front of the headstone. Good times.

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You reminded me when I was starting in the Navy... I am in Radioman A school recently married and my then wife came to live with me in San Diego as a newlywed. Well I was pull off class, a telegram had arrived for me, my grandmother that raised me has died, Chaplain and the director of the school gave the news and the telegram that I couldnt read they recommended to call my house in Puerto Rico, that someone must be there.... who answered the phone? My grandma! It was my wife's grandma that had passed, they gave me the day off, she had to fly back pronto. It was the worst news I ever gave to my wife still to this day, that was in 1981, we divorced in 2000, still as far I am concerned the most painful moment. And because life is what it is.... when my grandmother passed, it was she who gave me the news and prop me up. You should framed I guess. Long live and prosper.

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There has got to be a story behind that! Please, elaborate!

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So can you now rob banks and kill people but not get arrested cos your dead?

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Wow that must have been very traumatic for your parents. Hope you are all ok? My great grandma got a death medal for my grandpa during WW2. He of course wasn't, when he returned home she fainted on the spot. His name was even added to the town memorial.

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Been there done that.
In my case I didn't know I had passed for quite some time.
I rarely go to the Doctor, and a friend finally convinced me to go once. I got there and all my records had been canceled. We have a national Medical Fund here, everybody has a record but mine was closed because I had died 6 years prior. It appears some forms were sent to my old address, my ex opened them, rang Medicare and told them I had died. Probably by this time I had nothing on my record for some years so nobody checked. How to get reinstated?
Not possible, there are forms to fill out fr new borns, or new arrivals in the country, but for someone who was until recently deceased there is not a form.
Took a year to sort it out.
Pity the Government kept taxing me.

@PeppermintDreads but hey, if you have any loans with death cover, now would be a good time to realise on those policies.

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Well, now you can start believing in the resurrection !! Hahaha.

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10 years ago I had a couple of heart attacks and I was dead for a few minutes. It's pretty boring. Just a lot of screaming and hot flashes. Not really but I love to tell people that.

and that smell of sulfur.

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I'm assuming your parents know you're not dead. But have fun!

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OMG how are your parents?

@PeppermintDreads So they laughed really hard and called to check on you?

Also a little jealous.

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