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FOOD FOLLIES

Have you ever really messed up a meal preparation, for yourself, your family, or a party? Did the incident end well?

My latest food folly occurred just two nights ago. I felt like having a light, late night snack and I chose to have shredded wheat with cinnamon, sweetener, and milk. The cupboard is right next to the refrigerator as is a counter for preparing this late-night feast. Sure, it was a little dark in the kitchen but who needs light to perform a task you have done hundreds of times?

Selected a bowl, got the Tupperware container with the cinnamon/sweetener mix, the shredded wheat, and the milk. But the shredded wheat in the bowl, followed by the milk, then sprinkled the cinnamon/sweetener mix from the Tupperware container onto the shredded wheat.

I then took my potential hunger quenching snack to my easy chair, but fortunately, before taking a bite I noticed that there was an odor that did not belong. Went back to the kitchen with my cereal and discovered that I had grabbed the wrong Tupperware container. The one that I "sprinkled" on my shredded wheat contained bacon grease, not cinnamon. This incident ended well because I did not actually eat it.

MikeEC 7 May 8
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The dumbest one I've ever been guilty of was simmering a chicken carcass to make stock. I forgot about it and went to bed. In the morning, the bones were nothing but bone shaped ash and the house smelled like burnt death for days.

Not even enough left of it for a decent burial 😟

It disintegrated when I touched it. It was almost like a cartoon.

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I switched to the Paleo diet for a bit and made a meatloaf substituting flax seed for the bread crumbs. I asked my incredibly-easy-to-please husband how it was. He said it was "interesting." That should've tipped me off. I took one bite of that stuff and barely managed to gag it down. I asked him, "How on earth did you manage to eat a whole slice of that stuff?" Then I put the rest of the meatloaf in the trash.

vita Level 7 May 8, 2018

What a sweet guy. I bet he would draw the line at eating bacon flavored shredded wheat
???

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I am a recipe tester for a cooking magazine and sometimes they will send one that the instructions are just not right. The worst was for Vietnamese caramel chicken that the temp they wanted the caramel to go to was too high and it burnt. My house smelled like there had been a fire at the marshmallow factory for a week.

GwenC Level 7 May 8, 2018
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Interesting story.

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At least you didn't take a spoon full and eat it. Gross!

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Crumpets with honey instead of butter.

"This is a brilliant idea! I wonder why nobody's thought of it before."

Took one bite...

"Oh. That's why."

Turns out that crumpets need butter to be edible. End of story. No matter how appealing the idea of putting other things on them, they just don't work without butter.

I may give butter and honey a try, though. That sounds like it has potential.

My next crumpet will be my first one. I don't know where to even start looking for a crumpet so maybe I will try it with honey once I find one. Although I have never eaten a crumpet, I love to say the word crumpet.

Crumpet, crumpet, CRUMPET! ???

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Cooking some fish.
Went to sprinkle on Old Bay seasoning - the top popped off dumping the entire can on.
I managed to save most of the seasoning but that was the spiciest fish to choke down
.
Forgot the baking powder in a batch of biskits....heavy, but again, they got ate.

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I once made cornbread and actually forgot to put the cornmeal in it.

The first time I made banana nut cake by myself I forgot to put in the baking soda.

Another time was making banana nut cake and could not figure out why the batter was so thick. I finally got it thin enough by putting more buttermilk in it. Only after it was put in the over I realized that I forgot to put eggs in the batter. That was the best banana nut cake that I ever made.

There are others, but those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

At least you always remember the bananas ??

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I am laughing even as I contemplate getting some lunch.

Who hasn't had a food folly? I once made the world's worst borscht - the worst. I excused my guests from even trying to eat it. Years later, I realized my error had been in using pickled beets instead of raw beets. Don't even try to imagine this.

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I didn't do this myself, but I dealt with the consequences, lol.

One Thanksgiving we were all going to celebrate at my daughter's house. It would be my chore to cook the turkey she got. So, I'm at the sink ready to cut open the wrapping. I noticed a slight odor, but very faint. So I kept going--sliced open the wrapping. Immediately, everyone in the kitchen started gagging and rushed out to be sick.

Turns out my daughter was using her own logic: If the turkey thaws in 2-3 days in cold water, well, then it should thaw even faster in hot water.

marga Level 7 May 8, 2018

Creates more of a "Turkey vulture" aroma ? ?

awww...yuck.

I can barely stand the smell of raw FRESH poultry.

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Has anyone ever seen how high a turkey can bounce? It was amazing but the show stopper was when the buns in the oven caught fire and the gravy was use to put out the fire. A washed turkey really looses it flavor and white bread and no gravy really kills the dinner.

Yeah, my dad dropped the turkey on Thanksgiving. We all pretended not to notice because he had a carving knife in his other hand ? ?

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Yes, every day. It's called 'dinner'. 😛

You might have a bright future as a caterer ??

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