Hell you can even turn water into wine, just add a little juice concentrate, yeast and sugar wha la 6 weeks later, Wine!

@glennlab Like most stories of Jesus, turning water into wine was originally a story from an earlier religion, the story came from the stories of Dionysus, the Greek/Roman god of wine.

@snytiger6 Yep, there was a god of wine.

@snytiger6 JC had nothing unique among the demigods, just like their own book says there is nothing new under the sun.

@glennlab The stories of Jesus weren't really new either. They were mostly just recycled myths from earlier religions and cultures... Just like many other biblical stories...