Jesus didn't exist, but even you are a friend of the state
Wouldn't they have thrown him into a pit of fire for being a Christian back then over there? Or did they do that then? Also, "condemns sinners" should read that he only condemns sinners on the other side, never on theirs.
Colonizer Jesus would stick out like a sore thumb. I wonder what shampoo he uses.
He does have pretty nice hair for a time when they didn't have helpful things like conditioner.
Looks like a Prell gal...