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What is a good answer when Christians say they have a relationship with god

Alohakam 3 Dec 12
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If you actually wish to engage them in conversation, you could get them to try to clarify such a statement. I think at some point they'd have to admit how one-sided it is. In reality, we all are alone in our heads and I would think they're just misinterpreting their feelings.

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Sweet! I have a relationship with reality!

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I'd tell them that's their prerogative and that I respect everyone's belief system.

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Is he like a second cousin from Alabama?

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"Religion is like a penis it's fine to have one and be proud of it. But when you take it out and wave in my face, that's when we have a problem. "

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Ask if the sex is good !

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Ask them what they would think if they heard a muslim say 'I have a relationship with allah'. Assuming a christian only beleives in one God and that jesus was the prophet, than the christian would have to feel as though the muslim was wrong in some way. once they have explained why they think the muslim is wrong for thinking that they have a relationship with allah, tell them thats what you think about their relationship with god

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So, Does he kiss on the first date?

Have you slept with him yet? (How big is his dick/)

If nobody else can see or hear him... that is nto godf, but an imaginary friend.

What? You think you have a relationship and he won't give you his phone number or email?

I have a relationship with cats. Unlike god, I can see them, touch them, hold them, they talk (meow) to me and they purr! Can god purr? You don't know? How close can you really be then?

That two timing bastard! So did I... that is until I found out he was seeing you too!

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"So? Idc."

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I have a great relationship with the devil

Lol.

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So do I. God and I have been dating for years now. We're common-law in most states.

lol

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Tell them you have a personal relationship with the invisible purple dragon living in your garage. 😛

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I really don't understand what they imagine.

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:Good.... make sure you use protection."

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"You do?!? Me too.....that is, I did, until I realized it was delusional thinking. 🙂 "

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How about; "I also have a relationship with the god of my understanding, which is nature." Then we have something in common and maybe we can have an intelligent conversation.

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Maybe ask, “how’s that work?” Or not… That’s a prime reason I avoid religious institutions and gatherings … my BS tolerance meter tends to peg out..

A relationship with god … I’ll assume it’s entirely one way ~

Varn Level 8 Dec 12, 2017
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Prove it.

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