I was once told that hippies spend their time shooting up heroin and watching Dark Shadows. I thought that was pretty much out there at the time (1970).

I go where i am happy and not forced to , i read what my mind want to read and not been force too

Dinosaur bones? - Satan put them there to fool you.
Carbon dating? - It doesn't work.
Evolution? - No such thing.
Our place in the universe? - The universe revolves around us.

When I was a young girl and asked about dinosaur bones, my uncle told me they were just bones people found and put them together so they would resemble a dinosaur

I hate when they tell me atheism is a religion

The earth is only 6000 years old, fossils were put there by Satan, the great deceiver into making us disbelieve the bible, and they have proof of the Garden of Eden, they have found 6000 year old garden shaped ruins. I kid you not.

What book? I would probably reply: Why am I not a Christian by Bertrand Russell. Still one of my faves from my early 20's.

“I’m worried about where you’re going to spend eternity.”
Actually have heard this several times from family.

LOL! They've been controlled by fear of hell for so long they can't visualize freedom!

"How can you be a moral person and an atheist?" I get asked by Christians. My atheist friends get asked this rude, judgmental question, too.