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Wow! My birthday suit still fits. It doesn't fit as well as it used to but, it fits.

Duke 8 May 17
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3

Always better to wear your own than borrow somebody else's.

4

I'm going to leave this one alone. The double entendre is too easy -- good luck going outside in your birthday suit.

5

Got a few badly patched holes in it - and it does tend to tear and discolour easily, but it still fits.

4

So Ethel and Mildred were sitting enjoying the sunshine in the garden at the Golden Palms Retirement Home for the Gentile when 90 year old Bert streaked past naked.
"What was that?" exclaimed Ethel.
"I think it was Bert" said Mildred.
"Needs to press his suit and iron his shirt" said Ethel

4

I like mine.

5

Mine needs to go in the wash to shrink !

5

Mine is being tailored. Starting to fit better.

7

Just glad I still got one.

4

As long as you don't have to take anything up or let anything out...ouch!

3

Tell me about it!

7

Mine seems to have stretched out some, and not in a good way.

4

Just needs to be pressed! Maybe take a few inches off the width too.

6

Mine needs ironing....

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