Wow! My birthday suit still fits. It doesn't fit as well as it used to but, it fits.
Always better to wear your own than borrow somebody else's.
So Ethel and Mildred were sitting enjoying the sunshine in the garden at the Golden Palms Retirement Home for the Gentile when 90 year old Bert streaked past naked.
"What was that?" exclaimed Ethel.
"I think it was Bert" said Mildred.
"Needs to press his suit and iron his shirt" said Ethel
Mine is being tailored. Starting to fit better.
As long as you don't have to take anything up or let anything out...ouch!
Mine seems to have stretched out some, and not in a good way.