I love playing with the English language. For instance:-
It is not meet to mete out meat whenever you meet a vegetarian. 
Oh good grief!
And I dared to duel with the master earlier!
 njoy_life_2
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                May 28, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    njoy_life_2
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                May 28, 2018                                            
                                        Close. Meet should be meant. But I like it.
 bigpawbullets
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                May 27, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    bigpawbullets
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                May 27, 2018                                            
                                        Which "Meet"? The one that means suitable, or the one that means encounter?
Actually,
 ... not "meet" to mete... is correct.
That "meet" meaning "appropriate".
The tough coughed as he ploughed the dough.
 HippieChick58
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                May 27, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    HippieChick58
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                May 27, 2018                                            
                                        Or "through the dough"?
@Petter
No more verbal duels with you. You have an unfair advantage.