Summer’s coming. Yesterday I posted on Facebook that I was going to start sleeping naked and 14 mosquitoes hit the “Like” button.
I have mozzy nets on every door and window in the house, so I sleep naked in fresh air, unmolested.
Except that we also have "flying teeth", so named because they are like a set of ultra- miniature dentures equipped with wings. They are so small they can pass through normal anti-mosquito mesh and we have to use extra-fine mesh.
What's more, they ignore the Facebook terms of service!