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If you like this post? I need you to send me one million dollars today because Jesus told me so! Please give all you can, sell your house and all your belongings to do it, if you have to. This message is brought to you by "God", his needy "Son", his greedy family who just can't seem to handle money and are always broke. See link below for information on needy people like me.

P.S. If you act now, I'll also toss in a Free Dime, that's right... a whole ten cents! Which my cousin Miss. Eva May Lefebre and I have prayed over for 24 hours, non stop! This Free Dime is consecrated and of great value to you, will bless you, heal you, and bring you closer to the Lord. This offer won't last, as it is 100% Free, for any Love offerings over $25,000.00

Just think, you'll be bankrupt, living in the streets and you can look up in the sky and see me flying over your head with your Love Offering. True spiritual happiness! Don't miss out call now! 1-800-555-4-JET

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Tourirst 7 May 30
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If you could be so kind as to send me 450,000$ for a postage stamp, I will send you everything I own!

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Me too ill take one hundred each and ill get more

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Sorry I gave all my money to the preacher who needed the $54 million dollar private jet, because if Jesus was around he'd be flying in a jet not riding a donkey.

lerlo Level 8 May 31, 2018
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Need a new personal jet?

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I hope that plane crashes.

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Uhhhh, no.

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That's not how god works. So i know you're lying.

There's a god?

@lerlo yeah me

@Faraday perfect! Can you strike Trump with lightning?

@lerlo Trump is my son... So yeah i guess so.

@Faraday you let him live this long?

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Why?

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God said I need a plane too.

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I've always been amused with the fact that an omnipotent being such as god is so shitty at handling money. He's just always asking for more. Lol

Especially when money is the root of all evil...

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The check is in the mail.

I was just going to post that!

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I just spoke to my imaginary friend Lucifer and he is down with me sending you the 1 Million $$'s but I need your help in accessing the funds which are being held in escrow. If you could just send me a paltry $50k I could get a cheque for $1M sent out in the mail in no time flat. Please respond at your earliest convenience by writing me at :
Mr. Scamsalot, Attorney at Law
Dewey Screwem and Howe Law Partners
Abuja, Nigeria

I like the way you think, lol

@nvrnuff Oh that's not how I think personally, that's just my evil twin Lucifer who thinks like that, I'm an angel and absolve myself of all guilt. At least I think that's how it's suppose to work, the money spends the same either way. 😉

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Hahaha. I'll pray for you. (Hope it helps)

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