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Ruin a first date in 4 words

By UndeniablyMe
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128 comments

28

I love president Trump

Emerald Level 6 June 4, 2018
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27

Does this look infected?!

slm22 Level 4 June 4, 2018
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lol

Dude you used mine! smile009.gifsmile001.gif

23

I brought my mother.

indirect76 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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19

I'll pray for you.

palex Level 4 June 4, 2018
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18

M. A. G. A.

JazznBlues Level 7 June 4, 2018
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It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. 🤣🤣🤣

18

Want a Dick Pic?

seaspot_run Level 7 June 4, 2018
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That's when I hand her a photo of trump.

17

Have you found Jesus?

CK-One Level 6 June 4, 2018
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Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.

This wins in my book!

Great lighthearted thread! 👍

15

If she said "I am a Republican" that would cinch it for me.

marmot84 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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14

And let us pray.

Shelly_Y Level 5 June 5, 2018
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13

I forgot my wallet

Gyanez Level 5 June 4, 2018
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12

“I’m probably not contagious.”

“It puts the lotion…”

“Finished in my pants.”

“What’s your name again?”

“Here, keep the change.”

“I need an alibi.”

“I don’t go down.”

“The Viagra isn’t working.”

“Size doesn’t matter, right?”

“What’s your favorite porn?”

resserts Level 8 June 5, 2018
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My uncle gives back rubs....

oh...that's five.....

Awesome

You, sir, have this mastered!!!

12

"My parents aren't home..."

stinkeye_a Level 8 June 5, 2018
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12

What religion are you?

EmeraldJewel Level 7 June 4, 2018
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12

I'm a militant Vegan.

BufftonBeotch Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?

12

I think we're related...

MSALLAYNEOUS Level 4 June 4, 2018
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11

Do you wear lingerie?

Ellatynemouth Level 8 June 5, 2018
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11

~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!

tmaaz Level 4 June 4, 2018
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Works without the ventriloquist dummy too.

Ha ha!

10

The Lord told me...

KingofHarts Level 7 June 5, 2018
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10

I dated your mom.

SallyInStitches Level 7 June 4, 2018
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9

I voted for trump

ilovemonkeybutt Level 5 Sep 23, 2018
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I was just about to say that.

9

I forgot my wallet.

Gareth Level 7 June 5, 2018
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9

Have you found Jesus?

SecularSurfer Level 5 June 4, 2018
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9

Can my mom come?

Stacey48 Level 8 June 4, 2018
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Is you're mom easy? Thought I'd try for the mutual date destruction. smile009.gif

@kmdskit3 OH!! Yes, good come back.

8

You are kinda ugly.

AzVixen52 Level 7 June 5, 2018
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8

Your mom is hotter!

jenandjuice1111 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Alternatively, “Your dad’s was bigger”

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