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Ruin a first date in 4 words

By UndeniablyMe
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33

I voted for Trump.
I'd be like, and with that... I'm outta here..

Aivery Level 7 June 4, 2018
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26

I love president Trump

Emerald Level 5 June 4, 2018
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25

Does this look infected?!

slm22 Level 4 June 4, 2018
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lol

Dude you used mine! smile009.gif smile001.gif

21

I brought my mother.

indirect76 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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16

I'll pray for you.

palex Level 3 June 4, 2018
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16

M. A. G. A.

JazznBlues Level 6 June 4, 2018
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It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. 🤣🤣🤣

16

Want a Dick Pic?

seaspot_run Level 7 June 4, 2018
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That's when I hand her a photo of trump.

15

Have you found Jesus?

CK-One Level 6 June 4, 2018
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Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.

This wins in my book!

Great lighthearted thread! 👍

15

If she said "I am a Republican" that would cinch it for me.

marmot84 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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12

And let us pray.

Shelly_Y Level 5 June 5, 2018
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12

I forgot my wallet

Gyanez Level 5 June 4, 2018
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11

Do you wear lingerie?

Ellatynemouth Level 8 June 5, 2018
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11

“I’m probably not contagious.”

“It puts the lotion…”

“Finished in my pants.”

“What’s your name again?”

“Here, keep the change.”

“I need an alibi.”

“I don’t go down.”

“The Viagra isn’t working.”

“Size doesn’t matter, right?”

“What’s your favorite porn?”

resserts Level 8 June 5, 2018
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My uncle gives back rubs....

oh...that's five.....

Awesome

You, sir, have this mastered!!!

11

~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!

tmaaz Level 4 June 4, 2018
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Works without the ventriloquist dummy too.

Ha ha!

11

What religion are you?

EmeraldJewel Level 7 June 4, 2018
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11

I'm a militant Vegan.

BufftonBeotch Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?

11

I think we're related...

MSALLAYNEOUS Level 4 June 4, 2018
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10

The Lord told me...

KingofHarts Level 7 June 5, 2018
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Lmao

10

"My parents aren't home..."

stinkeye_a Level 7 June 5, 2018
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10

Does this look infected?

ronin73 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Ha ha

9

I forgot my wallet.

Gareth Level 7 June 5, 2018
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9

Have you found Jesus?

SecularSurfer Level 5 June 4, 2018
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9

I dated your mom.

SallyInStitches Level 7 June 4, 2018
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9

Can my mom come?

Stacey48 Level 8 June 4, 2018
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Is you're mom easy? Thought I'd try for the mutual date destruction. smile009.gif

@kmdskit3 OH!! Yes, good come back.

8

You are kinda ugly.

AzVixen52 Level 7 June 5, 2018
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