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Ruin a first date in 4 words

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166 comments

35

I voted for Trump.
I'd be like, and with that... I'm outta here..

Aivery Level 7 June 4, 2018
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28

I love president Trump

Emerald Level 5 June 4, 2018
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27

Does this look infected?!

slm22 Level 4 June 4, 2018
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lol

Dude you used mine! smile009.gif smile001.gif

23

I brought my mother.

indirect76 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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19

I'll pray for you.

palex Level 4 June 4, 2018
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18

M. A. G. A.

JazznBlues Level 7 June 4, 2018
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It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. 🤣🤣🤣

18

Want a Dick Pic?

seaspot_run Level 7 June 4, 2018
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That's when I hand her a photo of trump.

17

Have you found Jesus?

CK-One Level 6 June 4, 2018
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Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.

This wins in my book!

Great lighthearted thread! 👍

15

If she said "I am a Republican" that would cinch it for me.

marmot84 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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14

And let us pray.

Shelly_Y Level 5 June 5, 2018
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13

I forgot my wallet

Gyanez Level 5 June 4, 2018
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12

“I’m probably not contagious.”

“It puts the lotion…”

“Finished in my pants.”

“What’s your name again?”

“Here, keep the change.”

“I need an alibi.”

“I don’t go down.”

“The Viagra isn’t working.”

“Size doesn’t matter, right?”

“What’s your favorite porn?”

resserts Level 8 June 5, 2018
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My uncle gives back rubs....

oh...that's five.....

Awesome

You, sir, have this mastered!!!

12

"My parents aren't home..."

stinkeye_a Level 7 June 5, 2018
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12

What religion are you?

EmeraldJewel Level 7 June 4, 2018
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12

I'm a militant Vegan.

BufftonBeotch Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?

11

Do you wear lingerie?

Ellatynemouth Level 8 June 5, 2018
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11

Every woman wants me!
My mom cooks better!
Does No mean No?
Whats your favorite position?
Its you, not Me!
Time to say Grace!
Give me a Ride?
Mom doesn't like you!

twshield Level 8 June 5, 2018
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They are all good... Or all horrible...

You've been practicing, haven't you?

@chucklesIII lol well maybe in my youth!

@Ellatynemouth sorry....

@twshield

No! It's OK. They are funny..

@Ellatynemouth can i get a ride is 5 words! dangit!

That was a pretty good list

@Carla78 thanks! i don't think i ever said any of that back when i dated women

11

~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!

tmaaz Level 4 June 4, 2018
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Works without the ventriloquist dummy too.

Ha ha!

11

I think we're related...

MSALLAYNEOUS Level 4 June 4, 2018
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10

The Lord told me...

KingofHarts Level 7 June 5, 2018
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Lmao

10

Does this look infected?

ronin73 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Ha ha

10

I dated your mom.

SallyInStitches Level 7 June 4, 2018
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9

I voted for trump

ilovemonkeybutt Level 5 Sep 23, 2018
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That would turn me off immediately.

I was just about to say that.

9

I forgot my wallet.

Gareth Level 7 June 5, 2018
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9

Have you found Jesus?

SecularSurfer Level 5 June 4, 2018
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