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Ruin a first date in 4 words

By UndeniablyMe
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32

I voted for Trump.
I'd be like, and with that... I'm outta here..

Aivery Level 6 June 4, 2018
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25

I love president Trump

Emerald Level 4 June 4, 2018
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24

Does this look infected?!

slm22 Level 4 June 4, 2018
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lol

Dude you used mine! smile009.gif smile001.gif

18

I brought my mother.

indirect76 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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16

I'll pray for you.

palex Level 3 June 4, 2018
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16

M. A. G. A.

JazznBlues Level 6 June 4, 2018
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It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. 🤣🤣🤣

16

Want a Dick Pic?

seaspot_run Level 6 June 4, 2018
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That's when I hand her a photo of trump.

15

Have you found Jesus?

CK-One Level 5 June 4, 2018
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Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.

This wins in my book!

Great lighthearted thread! 👍

15

If she said "I am a Republican" that would cinch it for me.

marmot84 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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13

"I'm having a baby."

Faithless1 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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"I'm having YOUR baby."

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@jlynn37 First date? Quick work.

@Faithless1 You can fuck before a first date. 🤷🏼♂️

@Omen6Actual Tch. My bad. In any case "I'm having your baby" could be considered a pretty scary threat on a first date.

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12

And let us pray.

Shelly_Y Level 5 June 5, 2018
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12

You looked prettier online

Storybook Level 7 June 4, 2018
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12

I forgot my wallet

Gyanez Level 5 June 4, 2018
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11

Do you wear lingerie?

Ellatynemouth Level 8 June 5, 2018
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And he replied,
"Why yes I do!"

@fathercat 😂

11

What religion are you?

EmeraldJewel Level 7 June 4, 2018
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11

I'm a militant Vegan.

BufftonBeotch Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?

11

I think we're related...

MSALLAYNEOUS Level 4 June 4, 2018
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10

Every woman wants me!
My mom cooks better!
Does No mean No?
Whats your favorite position?
Its you, not Me!
Time to say Grace!
Give me a Ride?
Mom doesn't like you!

twshield Level 8 June 5, 2018
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They are all good... Or all horrible...

You've been practicing, haven't you?

@chucklesIII lol well maybe in my youth!

@Ellatynemouth sorry....

@twshield

No! It's OK. They are funny..

@Ellatynemouth can i get a ride is 5 words! dangit!

That was a pretty good list

@Carla78 thanks! i don't think i ever said any of that back when i dated women

10

“I’m probably not contagious.”

“It puts the lotion…”

“Finished in my pants.”

“What’s your name again?”

“Here, keep the change.”

“I need an alibi.”

“I don’t go down.”

“The Viagra isn’t working.”

“Size doesn’t matter, right?”

“What’s your favorite porn?”

resserts Level 8 June 5, 2018
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My uncle gives back rubs....

oh...that's five.....

Awesome

You, sir, have this mastered!!!

10

"My parents aren't home..."

stinkeye_a Level 7 June 5, 2018
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10

Does this look infected?

ronin73 Level 7 June 4, 2018
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Ha ha

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~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!

tmaaz Level 4 June 4, 2018
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Works without the ventriloquist dummy too.

Ha ha!

9

The Lord told me...

KingofHarts Level 6 June 5, 2018
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9

I forgot my wallet.

Gareth Level 7 June 5, 2018
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9

Have you found Jesus?

SecularSurfer Level 5 June 4, 2018
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