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You've been cryogenically frozen...

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?

Aivery 7 June 6
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0

Anybody got a joint and a donut?

7

Can I get a cup of coffee with cream and sugar, and a smoke? ☕🚬😛

@AmiSue Haha

6

Is there any music that does not suck?

5

Where's the bathroom??

5

[Looks Around, sees a shining, idyllic and extensively permacultured metropolis]

"So, I guess women run the earth now, huh?"

5

Can you get this tube out of my ass?

Hahaha! Imagine being potty trained at 150 years old! 'Now this is electronic toilet paper...'

4

Is Trump dead yet?

4

Why are my nipples so hard?

4

Where’s the restroom?

4

Can you get me some Stones tickets?

4

Why do I smell so bad.

4

It would be actually very interesting to learn if that person could confirm that having been dormant for that long it was like a second in time.

3

Have we returned the power to the people instead of a select few greedy rich people and have we made it to Mars?

Gohan Level 7 June 7, 2018
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Did Ewan McGregor reprise his role as Obi Wan the Obi Wan movie?

3

Do you have a blanket?

godef Level 7 June 7, 2018
3

So what do i do with these clam shells ???

Thank you, you beautiful human being

3

Can I get a Pepsi please? And I can't believe I'm saying this, but, with ice.

2

How's that sea-level thing working out for you, Florida?

2

100 more years, please?

2

You still speak English?

2

What year is it?

Seph Level 6 June 7, 2018
2

Where is my cat?

2

Where do you keep the instant coffee?

2

I try to hijack a Starship, I'm thinking the USS Cordoba.

2

What time is it? I have an appointment.

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I will like a test run of my private parts. Pronto, ASAP. Way Overdue.

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