Hmmm I’m not to sure I’d want to do it here in Oklahoma. I want to live.

If someone sneezes more than three times, I joke that I've only got one more blessing left, and after that, they'll have to put them on back-order.

I've gotten away from saying anything when someone else sneezes.

But if I get blessed when I sneeze, I've said "it's ok, no devils here", and smile.
I'd say only a portion of folks get it...

I do that with my students, if they say "bless you" I say, "No thanks, I'm good." I did almost tell on myself one time though. A student asked me if "sometimes god answers prayers." I responded with, "It's simply a mathematical coincidence".
The kid then asked if I was an Atheist. Considering that I was in a position to quickly keep moving, I simply didn't respond.

How about, "If you're sick, stay home!"

I am from Latvia but speak russian,people saying hare 'be healthy' if I translate it from russian. It was ok in our family to say it if someone sneeze

In response, I like to go up to them, cast sideways glances in both directions, looked completely shocked and whisper "You can SEE me?"

In the Appalachian area I came from the typical response is "scat there". The common belief being that when you sneeze, an evil sprite or demon is being expelled and the phrase is tell the entity to scat or get out of here.

Yeah, I've found this to be a losing proposal. Had tried years ago out of curiosity, also because I found it offensive, people presuming I'm Christian. The bulk of the reactions are pissed / confused, not worth the hassle. I've come to accept it as a cultural / societal norm. However, I still always say 'gesundheight' instead, as this technically means "to your health." That makes me feel a bit better about the whole thing.

Good one.

Yes, it's just as awkward, I think, not to say 'bless you" to someone who sneezes who expects it. I've long wondered where this nonsense came from. Was it god's plan that you sneezed or man's free will so god will bless you after it. Nice post

Hahahaha that's to funny!