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What would you do in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

I have to admit I was inspired to ask you this, because I read that this is an actual interview question for a sandwich shop. Thought, it was interesting.

I'd start by ransacking the Mormon's who have food stores for the apocalypse they think is coming. Or, maybe like the movie Zombie Land, I'd be on a quest for Twinkies. (Probably wouldn't answer this way in an interview LOL).

What would you do?

silvereyes 8 Jan 1
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Well thankfully there are two maximum security prisons near by (like 5 minute drive), one is now closed and is a museum. That right there with it's giant ass walls and shoreline placement make it a good fortress. Of course there is also Fort Henry nearby too which is on a hill so you can see those decrepit basters coming from a mile away. Or make for one of the islands in the lake....I got a lot of safe haven locations around me.

I'd make for any one of these institutions after stocking up on supplies and just hold out there with other smart folk. I'd sit on the walls and torch anything that got near. Though what kind of zombies are we talking about here? fast, slow, infected, supernatural, ect....

Of course if this did happen I'd be pissed because I really hate zombies and the stupid fad, it's booooooring. "Really? this is how it's gonna go down? I'll take mad max over this crap."

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Probably end up a zombie. Boo hoo....

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You know I'd hope on that zombo train fam (lit)

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Get a seagoing vessel, find and island and fish.
Maybe movie to the Aleutians.

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It has already started dear! They voted for Trump!

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Move my fleet to woods bring my supplies and binge watch

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Would probably have to quit smoking so I could keep a movin'.

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Get a Samurai sword, find a fresh water source.

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Secure shelter, accrue others, secure food and supplies, train defensive units, secure science and cultural remnants, rebuild.

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Pfft. Zombies wouldn't make it through one winter. Panic inspired normies, on the other hand, worry me immensely.

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I'm out first wave

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Become a samurai, lol. If they walk slow like on the walking dead swords would be more fun then guns. I might use guns too, but I'd be a beast with swords.

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Look for guns, but live in my cinderblock house that I'm not worried about getting knocked over. Get food. Dog food, too...

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One show I really liked was "Bones". I loved it when the main character would debate her partner about religion and compared Jesus to a zombie. So the second coming will mean zombies will be Jesus leading all the dead coming back to life which will include our former relatives or loved ones. What do you do then??

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I'd wait until the drugs wore off...

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If it works anything like the walking dead. I'd place large loudspeaker around the white house.

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I can see myself being alot like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland. Lol

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Roast some veggies

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Get drunk eat some tacos and become a zombie. Im too lazy to fight zombies. I feel like it would be more fun being one. lol

Sacha Level 7 Jan 1, 2018
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For people to confront military and Zombie like People. Would be the closest thing to hell and insanity.

I would become a hide and seek world Champion. Like in a hidden house at top of the Bolivia mountains. Hidden solar panels and garden incased into rock. If things got really bad, adapt a psychopath friend to protect from other worst psychopaths. Then ditch him when the coast is clear.

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i would change the channel

turf Level 5 Jan 1, 2018
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I'd take photos and post on Facebook!

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Start filming!

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No idea...maybe dance to Michael Jackson Thriller...and dance my way out,

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My reaction would be with my finger pointing they do exist then break out with laughter because the chance of something so absurd occuring would be humorous watching the twitching because even if they could stand up, they would like a bowl of jello and to move they would need major assistance.

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