Mine would be, female seeks mechanic / carpenter with plumbing and building skills for long walks and "other", must have a dog .
If I were to create a dating profile, which I'm not.... lol!
Sweet, caring, beautiful woman, seeks middle-aged man. Domestic goddess, but I will not be anyone's slave. I enjoy facial hair. Brown eyes, or hazel/green, please. Dark hair is so yummy, but I've been known to appreciate red hair, also. Physical physique is negotiable. Intellect is not. Must be smart, and supportive of my dreams.
I'm the kind of woman you should be a good man for.
If you're intimidated by strong, intelligent women, you need not apply. If you have such low self-esteem you feel the need to knock others down to lift yourself up, do not apply.
Must be sexually adventurous; I cannot stress that enough. Poly friendly, please (FMF). We're all adults here, pick up your chin, hun.
Be down for hiking, canoeing, jogging, wine, craft beer, movies, fantastic food, odd unknown music artists, home cooking, and lots of very passionate kink. I've always wanted to try paddle boarding, too.
I want to build a happy and prosperous future with my partner. I work hard. I play harder. Let's see the world, together.
Witty, debonair, clean-shaven man seeks outgoing middle aged wisecracking blonde for exchanging witty banter while fishing, dining, travel, and more. Homebrewing skills a plus, along with knowing the scientific names in Latin for a wide range of aquatic organisms. Please have multiple dogs and an assortment of mismatched kitchen appliances.
Obviously, I am going to die alone.
Mine should probably read "brutally honest grump with a dumb sense of humour seeks someone willing to put up with me. Preferably vegetarian, skeptical as fuck, and into really weird metal music. Please be under 5'8", I'm tired of looking up at people all the damn time."
Man seeking woman who loves the outdoors especially offshore fishing. Smart and witty are a plus. Fascination with science and the wonders of our natural world are desired traits. Education level is not a factor but should realize that google is not a university. Interested in Long Beach walks. No Trumpers need apply. Please post picture of the biggest fish you have ever caught and the place where you go for serenity. If you don’t have any fish pictures that’s ok we will get you one.
Middle aged knight errant in shining armour with a few dents from tilting at windmills and burnishing from dragon fire, seeks mature queen of all she surveys, with feminine wiles and clever repartee for further adventures and romantic escapades.
(self absorbed princesses and other pretenders need not apply)