Cereal goes into the bowl THEN milk.

Oh.
And not putting my dick into something that will ruin a good friendship.

I don't date/sleep with co-workers. It's hard enough to establish a harmonious business environment without further complicating it with the messiness of romantic/sexual relationships.

Rules are merely guidelines. Occasionly i break the rules i set for myself. Sometimes i am proud of that, other times not so much. ?

Don't hit women.
Don't hit children
Don't hit the dog.... he can probably take you.
Only try to hit the cats if they deserve it, but you'll miss.
Lots of "hitting" rules, eh?

Treat all people with respect and never ever add ice to single malt whisky.

No piercings.

eat dessert first whenever possible, never leave home without a hat or pocketknife, always check the date on the bread and milk, stop and take my hat off for funeral processions,

Never, ever strike a woman. Had a gf who liked to be smacked on the butt during sex, had to end it as I can't do that. Literally, I find it impossible to do it even during sex, my arm locked up.
Never hit an animal.
Treat people with as much dignity they deserve.
Be patient.
And some others...

Never ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

Never play pool or cards for money against a person whose first name is a city or a state.

Rigorously analyze student work

They are personal and private.

Never play a polka after midnight and be there to pick up the pieces when the people around me fall apart.

To never split an infinitive. (I'm trying to be cute; get it?!))

No meat. No simple carbs through the week. No soda. Exercise 3 times a week minimum. Create order in one place everyday where there wasn't any before. Take one moment of annoyance everyday and reverse it - be sure to show compassion at least once a day where it otherwise wouldn't be deserved. Blow your nose everytime you shower. Work towards growing a sense of community around once each day. Clean undies every day...

Rule #1. No photographic evidence.
Rule #2. No children, no pets.
Rule #3. Whenever possible choose the positive response to a bad situation.
Rule #4. Treat everyone with dignity and respect.
Rule #5. Never use sex as a bargaining chip.
Rule #6. Try anything once, you never know what could be your next obsession.

I never answer questions like this...oh, wait. Damn!! Ha ha.

Being a marriage only person... I feel strong to be able to strict myself to it!

#1 Don't be a jerk to others and yourself.
#2 We all have a struggle. Respect each other's struggle equally and with empathy.
#3 No Christmas music before Thanksgiving and after New Years Day.
#4 Love and respect all, trust few, and keep small your circle
#5 When a person shows you who they are, believe them. - Maya Angelu
#6 Don't work for free or for exposure. If they can't pay you, they don't respect you.
#7 Give intimacy with your partner your all. So that way, if the relationship ends, you have no regrets.
#8 Don't lower your standars bar so people can meet it. They either meet it or they don't.
#9 Namaste Bitches- will save the world.

Just to be nice to everyone or to just walk away from those who can't be nice.

Never pee in the shower.
God alone knows where that will end.

• Don't get caught.
• Never kill an Innocent.
• Targets must be killers who have evaded the justice system.
• Victims must be killers who the police have been unable to catch or convict.
• Killing must serve a purpose, otherwise, it's just plain murder.
• Blend in socially. Maintain appearances.
• Fake emotions and normality.
• Control urges to kill and channel them.
• Be prepared. Leave no traces or evidence.
• Never make a scene. Stay calm and collected.
• Don't make things personal because it clouds judgment.

Sincerely,
Harry Morgan

Dont kill .....yet!!

Cruelty. I can't be cruel. I don't like lying either.

My one hard and fast rule I will never break is putting up with people with hard and fast rules.

Idiots.

Also I ask every woman with a little teeny tiny stomach bulge if she's pregnant.

Not associating with Christians.