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How Do You Save a Drowning Capitalist?

Tell him to wait for the Invisible Hand!

Krish55 8 July 14
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Level 10

You don’t!

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Level 7

Tell them not to worry. Trump will be draining the swamp in no time.

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Level 8

Give him a bailout at taxpayer's expense.

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Level 7

Take you foot off his head?

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Level 2

Pull em' out of the water and hand them a bill for $12000 and when they complain just say "Capitalism. It's my fee. Don't like it? I can push you back in."

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Level 9

If he is in with the bunch of today just tell him to hold on to the debris in the water.

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Level 7

Oh, I dunno. I think I might go with thoughts and prayers and see if that works.

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Level 7

I’ve been bitch-slapped by the invisible hand. Not fun.

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