Agnostic.com

10 1

How Do You Save a Drowning Capitalist?

Tell him to wait for the Invisible Hand!

Krish55 8 July 14
Share

Enjoy being online again!

Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.

Create your free account

10 comments

Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.

1

You don’t!

1

Tell them not to worry. Trump will be draining the swamp in no time.

1

Give him a bailout at taxpayer's expense.

1

Take you foot off his head?

2

Pull em' out of the water and hand them a bill for $12000 and when they complain just say "Capitalism. It's my fee. Don't like it? I can push you back in."

1

Reassure them, that thanks to climate change, they'll be on dry land in no time. Or toss them paper towels. [goo.gl]

1

If he is in with the bunch of today just tell him to hold on to the debris in the water.

4

throw'em bag of nickels.

3

Oh, I dunno. I think I might go with thoughts and prayers and see if that works.

1

I’ve been bitch-slapped by the invisible hand. Not fun.

Write Comment
You can include a link to this post in your posts and comments by including the text q:130665
Agnostic does not evaluate or guarantee the accuracy of any content. Read full disclaimer.