"I am late for a liver transplant" he told the officer who stopped him for speeding. The problem is, it was true. I wasn't an excuse.

I had said more than once.... if somebody was going to be late, it has to be me. I was never good at dates, I will get dress and hope she call and cancel so I will go somewhere else. I liked the Freedom to hunt more than the best date ever. That was me. I got caught a few times after breaking up a date... life in the hunting grounds.

Just recently, on the way out the door, pushed a large glass bottle of olive oil onto the tile floor. To make it worse, I have dogs that would have licked up the oily shards.
Truly the worst mess Ever, and dangerously slippery too. Oh, and the grout sucking up the oil was So helpful!

Late to biz meeting in another state went into meeting with approximately 200 people in the room. Pres ask why we were late
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Alien abduction

Everybody laughed and we got away with it.

I got high

"Yeah but I'm still early for tomorrow"

I was at the shopping mall and forgot where my car was.

Went to get a quick hike in!

My goat is kidding & I'm covered in goo.