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I was super pissed at Mother Nature and I shouted: “Bite ME!”

The next day I was playing with a dog, and he bit me. I scratched a cat behind the ears, and it bit me. I stepped on a snake, and it bit me. I asked a guy out on a date, and he bit me. I saw a spider, and it bit me. A mosquito landed on me, and bit me…

Bottom line: Don't piss off Mother Nature.

#mother #cats #dogs
Benthoven 8 Jan 9
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Here's an idea. Stay at least twenty feet away from things with teeth and fangs. Next guy you ask out make sure he has his dentures off. Lol.

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That is cool.

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Level 9

Cute.

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Seems to me the bottom line needs to be : go through life with far more awareness and consideration !

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