I'd put a zero behind the number for my retirement savings. I'd have many fewer worries that way.

AN old lover rated me a 1 as a lover. I'll add a 0 to that.

Pay check. I have no desire to live to 510. But I could do amazing things with more money!

Next to the number of years I’ve been teaching. I imagine 150 years of teaching would get me a pretty healthy retirement income.

IQ. I'd have the highest in history.

My good days.

My Base Metabolic Rate

Hourly wage. I don’t want to live 500+ more years, losing love on such a short timeline already has been too painful to take much more of.

First, you gotta fudge the numbers. Let's say we add a zero to life expectancy. 750 is a big step up. But we can do better. Using a hexidecimal system, 75 becomes 4B. 4B0, brought back to the decimal system, is 1200. But we can do better. You can theoretically make a number system with any base number. Instead of 10 or 16, we could make it 10000. 75 plus a digit in base-10000 would be 750000 in decimal. Cheat like this, and you can effectively name your number at whatever you want. You just gotta choose what area you want to max out. So along the same lines, I'll choose I.Q. ?

I'd add a zero onto my hourly wage. I did the math, and that's definitely the way to go!

That's a very cool question. Money is the easy one because of the immediate benefit. Living longer sounds appealing too but has its drawbacks. I think I will go with dates / serious relationships post divorce 6 years ago til I'm gone. That gets me from 5 (only dates, no relationships) to 50. At least then I would have a bit of a social life. ?

The Blue Book value of my 2016 Chevy Volt I could buy a Tesla Model S

The amount of kids I've had. I think kids are great, adults, not so much. BTW that would give me between 50 and 70 kids.

Life expectancy but only if I also age 10 times slower

Weekly paycheck.

Can't think of a thing I'd want to do that to.

Add it to my age. Think of all the things there are yet to learn. That alone is enough.

Definitely life if I could keep my physical and mental health.

Good lovers! ?

My salary.

Number of people I wronged in my life?

Life expectancy! I am quickly approaching 48 and I have a great uncle who lived to 98 so if I could do as him and make it to 980 that could be both intriguing and horrifying.

Just one zero? Doesn't seem worthwhile to add it to anything. It wouldn't help me financially, I don't want to live to around 700 or 800 years, and anything else just doesn't seem worth it. Now if we're talking several zeros, bank balance hands down. I could do so much good in the community by donating or setting up trust funds among other things.

I don't know. When I got to college my professor told me I had no understanding of zero. Despite all her tutoring, I think that's still the case.