Hey everyone, tell me your favorite pun!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...
...floating in a lake? (Bob)
...laying on the floor? (Matt)
...hanging on a wall? (Art)
...(two of them) in a window? (Curt 'n Rod)
Blackjack dealer in Deadwood rapid-fired them at us--had me in stitches. Can't remember them all.
Not all are puns, but close:
I've invented a new word. It's "plagiarism".
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
How do you think the unthinkable? .... With an itheberg.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?" I said, "No it doesn't."
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.