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Indulging the inner snark safely

Take it out on required password changes. At least 8 characters, one capital letter, one number and one sign.

Annoyed, I began indulging my inner snark. It amuses me. For example:

I hate changing my password for you every three months! = Ihcmp4ye3m!

Stop forcing me to change my password you jerks! = Sfm2cmpyj!

Get me out of the smoke before winter! = Gmootsb4w!

How do you indulge your inner snark without hurting people?

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LiterateHiker 9 Sep 1
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Level 7

thanks for the ideas 😉

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Level 8

At work we’re up to 12! And weird rules like no two consecutive numers or letters; and no combinations that create a word that can be found in an English dictionary. Maddening..

You’ve given me a fantastic idea!

@BlueWave,

You are welcome, darling. Have fun!

Stop forcing me to think of 12 characters you controlling morons! =

Sfm2to12cycm!
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Level 9

Certain legislators (+ idiot in charge) give me ample passwords. Also, certain religious taboos (666) are also ripe.

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Level 8

Haha this reminds me of when I was so aggravated trying to get into an account that I change a pe to include the letters PITA!

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Level 8

Thank you for an alternative to hurting people.

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Level 5

Absolutely love those!!! It was worse when I was in active duty, the military sites I needed access to required monthly changes at times. I just wish more sites and apps just let you use biometric logins instead!!

@bohical369

Thank you.

Interesting idea. Unfortunately, face identification has been circumvented by scanning a picture of the person instead.
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Level 7

I've seen this at least five times. Each time I read it as "Indulging the inner SHARK safely".

I really REALLY need to stop speed reading.

@Kiramea

Hilarious! As a kid, I was a voracious speed reader.

"Damn Fresh Milk" I read on the milk carton. "That's weird," I thought. "Swearing on a milk carton."

It was "Dawn Fresh Milk," I realized later.
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Level 6

I love this idea. I'm already thinking up future passwords.

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Level 8

I can use this. Beats sitting there staring at the keyboard drawing a blank. Thanks.

@MiltsterD

No kidding! Beats staring blankly at the keyboard. Glad you like it.
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Level 9

Wait. There's "inner snark"???

My understanding has always been that snark isn't really snark, unless it's shared.
I'm a giver.

@KKGator

I used to worry my thoughts would appear over my head, like a cartoon thought balloon.

If people knew what I was really thinking.

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Level 9

One approach, don't worry about other people and be snarky.

Easy for you to say. My account was suspended for snark.

@Countrywoman I didn't say it was a good approach, now did I? LOL
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Level 8

If they ask me to use a password with 8 or more characters I use Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

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Level 9

Unfortunately my snark is pretty much always out in the open.

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Level 8

I used "Ih8myf*job"
"Pas$w0rd"
Most of the time though, I just let it out.

JimG Level 8 Sep 1, 2018
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@JimG

"I hate my f-cking job" is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

You just gave me a great idea.

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Level 6

I usually have an outer snark!

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