At a bar, will the lady who doesn't seem to blink enough tell you about her alien abduction experience?
Will the guy on the train dressed in random charity shop clothes come and show you his collection of potato crisps that look like famous people?
On a hen/stag do, will you end up with the tag-along who regales you with a two hour saga of their disastrous love life?
Or are you (like me) a nutter repellant? Do homeless people scream 'Fuck off!' at you and flee into the night?
So, nutter magnet or nutter repellant?