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If you could go back and offer your younger self a piece of advice, what would it be ?

Vic47 6 Jan 23

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Damn only one...never smoke ciggs really...

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Visit your mother's ancestors in Norway and don't come back.

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Remember when you were more interested on basketball than piano lessons? Never mind that one... Remember the poem dedicated to your favorite kitten? Your wife going to find it and you won't be around to defend yourself, so while you are at sea, she will be talking to lawyers. Destroy all copies in Crete... NOW!!! Hold on, hold on because of the legal separation you will take orders to Germany there you will have an Arian girlfriend 3 inches taller than you... and your favorite kitten will visit you from Denmark and then you will divorce, give her the house and retire and dance around all Baltimore and DC and there will be the Russian, The Ukrainian and the Gringa Salsera Miss "L", and there will be Jacksonville and Vegas and a website Agnostic.com were you will connect with your SoulMate and Witness to The Rest of Your Life... so Remember when you were more interested on basketball than piano lessons?

Ha, awesome.

@MadHadderoll Thanks.

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Take the blue pill

But I prefer red as a color haha, you only have the word of the person telling you to take pill as to what effect it will have. They may benefit from you taking the blue one.

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I would say, "You know how you keep planning to run away from home and never come back? Next time do it!"

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Have fun and take it even more to the extreme. push the envelope even farther.

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Don't Do It , Its a Trap!

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Quit going along to get along. No one else cares.

True, its very hard for most people to consider others before making a choice (every moment is a choice, do I sit watching TV or get up and do housework or literally any other thing you could be doing at that moment) be yourself and don't do wrong by others, that is the best you can be.

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Start HRT today..

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Escape home at like 7 years old.

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Don't listen to old people.

jeffy Level 7 Jan 23, 2018

But, I really, really enjoy conversations with older people more than people my own age cries

Excuuuuse meeeeeee! I am an old person and entertaing as all get-out, and if you do not agree i will beat the crap outta you with my cane!I

Listen to everyone... Make up your own mind though.

@AnneWimsey I can say that since I'm talking to myself 🙂

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Empty out that bag of fucks. Ask her out. Dance more. Meditate daily.

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Have more fun and worry less.

MikeJ Level 4 Jan 23, 2018
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Don't leave Canada.

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Boys have cooties.

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"Don't worry about what other people think of you. You don't need their damned approval."

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I would go back to the time before I met my first real ex girlfriend and tell myself that I would be 300% happier with a sex flesh pocket pussy, I would have completed my 2-year after skipping my second ex.... If I really think about it, I’m just glad I’m in good health and have a beautiful little boy, I couldn’t really want to change all that.

The cheep ones are 40 and they last about half a year, but lose elasticity really fast. I hear the good ones are 80, the flesh light. @MrLizard

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Stay the fuck away from all women named Amy they will destroy you.

Kinda harsh, unless you have personal experience of everyone who was/is/will be called Amy.

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Live every day to it’s fullest; life goes by so very fast, and this life is all you will ever have.

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Invest in Microsoft and avoid Enron

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Don't jump.....lol. I doubt my younger self would listen to anything my older self would have to say. Not because I didn't listen to my elders, I did and respectfully so, but b/c I lacked the not-so-simple maturity that living to the age that I am now am brings. I mean no dispagement of youth, but except for limitations that aging is placing on me physically, I am much happier and a much different type of thinker than I was in my younger years.

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YOU COUNT! LISTEN TO YOURSELF FIRST! Maybe I would have held out for someone who actually loved me.

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If religion must exist (generally to teach people who can't work morals out for themselves) why don't they realize they all preach the same stuff and just because their gods have different names surely they are all the same. Religious wars would cease.

Ac08 Level 4 Jan 23, 2018
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Plastics.

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Do not get married! Ever!

Too late I'm afraid... All it was really is a piece of paper that made breaking up last 3 years.

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