Nope.

Think how you want to think, Jake. If the shit flies back at you, though, that's the CODB. Good luck boss.

Its not weird. In fact, sounds a little tame.

I've totally sneaked off from a family get together for a quickie. Before I had kids. Now the stakes are a little higher.

I suspect that you find it titillating that someone may walk in on you at any moment. Although not commonplace, I suspect many people share this desire.

Dude you fucked up. You dated or are dating a girl you're not compatible with but that is your fault for not making your interests clear from the first date. Just like millions of other men and women we go along with dating hoping things will get better. They never will unless you make it clear from the beginning. If you stick with this one you will have long miserable regret-filled life, probably a divorce and 15 or so years of child support because she ain't ever going to do that thing you like and she'll do less of the other thing as time goes by.
There are plenty of great women out there that are adventurous but you'll never find them unless and until you grow a pair and speak up.

No. It’s not weird but if she says no, leave it at that.

It's not weird to want that, but you have to respect that there's a time and place for everything. Probably not at her parents' house.

Maybe the excitement of being caught,does she vocalize much having sex? Some Women moan and scream,or the sounds of the bedsprings being taken to their stress limits,perhaps?

it's not weird but it's inconsiderate. you put her in a potentially embarrassing position. maybe for you the thrill was that you could get caught. oh boy, exciting. for her, it wasn't thrilling, just as i say potentially embarrassing. and how rude to your family, even if they never knew. you were trying in some way to pull something over on them. haha, look what i can get away with, and you're all so stupid, you'll never know. weird isn't the word. just juvenile and inconsiderate -- and even if your family deserved it (i don't know them so i can't say) if she's your girlfriend can't i assume you at least like her well enough not to want to make her feel bad?

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You're not weird to want that. That scenario is exciting. It's probably not the best idea... But you're not weird!