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Shit is the most versatile word in the English language. I'm not sure who to credit for this but felt it worth passing along.


You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

ipdg77 8 Mar 3

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- The Most Complicated Word In The English Language

George Carlin ! ( very funny guy ) 🙂


That's some beautiful shit right there.


You have just written your thesis for your doctorate degree in shit🙂


It always seemed to me that when you take a shit, you actually give a shit.


Didn't Carlin do a routine on that? Yes, it's a very "versatile" word. "Well, look at that shit, will ya?" "What kind of shit is that?" "You've got to be shitting me." "Say, let's go get shit-faced." "Hey, that was some good shit." And on and on and on...



No shit?


That's why I don't watch TV anymore. It's all shit.


Are you sure that you do not have a fixation?


I take morning shits. Lol.


and the word bollocks is many answers

Yes indeed! Bollocks, or bo110x to get it past some filters, is one of my favourites 🙂

I just checked where you're from, I thought you'd be UK, bollocks isn't a word our American cousins seem to have taken to.

or wanker lol

@LeighShelton Tosser has some merit as a variation on a theme


Fuck is just as versatile. Try it.

I do on a regular basis 🙂

@SKDeitch Exactly. I learned to do that in the Army. Plus it paints a much nicer picture in your head than shit does.


I totally agree ipdg. the perfect word

twill Level 7 Mar 3, 2018

Look up BERNIE MAC. He uses the word, "MOTHERFUCKER" in just as many ways. Its my favorite noun, pronoun, adjective etc.

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