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LINK New ‘Jesus Viagra’ Makes You Rise Three Days Later – Waterford Whispers News

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Wouldn't Jesus Viagra make it rise again 3 days later?

Paul4747 Level 8 May 24, 2019
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I have a date Saturday, so... pop a pill now?

Paul4747 Level 8 May 24, 2019
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LMAO

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I say whatever it takes to attain wood. No point in going without in this day and age. I've seen online about a procedure called the priapus shot. In a nutshell, the patient's blood is drawn, put in a centrifuge, the protein rich plasma (PRP) is extracted and injected into the penis. I personally don't know if it works or not, there are people who claim that it does.

You're right, whatever it takes. Complicated procedure...And all the while the girl is waiting naked beside you? (just joke)

I think it probably has at lest a placebo eff3ect.

Hehehehe.... "nut shell"

Sounds too clinical! Now I can't stop from thinking of a dick in a centrifuge.

Not protein rich plasma, it's platelet rich plasma. Was unable to edit my comment to correct my mistake.

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Does it make a holly fuck?

zesty Level 7 Apr 20, 2019

@Deiter exactly. Madame de Sade perhaps should do the same as the Russian Empress strapped under a pounding stallion.

@FrayedBear Ekaterina II

@zesty thank you FYI. Is there anything else that I should know about her? Like did she flagellate the rump of the stallion with holly whilst it rode her? 😃 Did she also regularly go to mass and was the stallion required because of the number of children that she had born?

@Deiter never heard that

@Deiter over to @zesty she's the brains round here.

@FrayedBear Supposedly Ekaterina ordered young, strong military officers to her bedroom each night. If they couldn't perform- they were thrown out from the window.

@FrayedBear No, never had sex with a stallion!

@zesty LMAO - So you say that the Ekaterina and stallions story is equally false?
As for you and stallions I never asked or insinuated that but left it open so you could have considerably further enhanced your reputation with your answer and thus scandalised a few more prurient people!
Did you intend to use "holly" or did the infernal autocorrect correct your "holy" for easter?

@zesty ? These days you will be a lot safer with a Sybian machine than a stallion which has teeth, hooves and control problems.

@zesty, @Deiter The Russian Empress usually reputed to have tried sex with a stallion was Catherine the Great. She was not killed by the horse crushing her when the scaffold holding it above her collapsed, Snopes states the following -[snopes.com]

@FrayedBear I have no idea if the old Russian story is true. Sounds good!

@zesty ?????

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This is very funny!
But I must say, by the time I get the effect, my one night stand may have been gone for some 35 hours! 😂😂

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Delayed gratification.

Zealandia Level 6 Apr 20, 2019
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Better late than never . . .

Sinbad Level 5 Apr 20, 2019
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It's a bit late then, get back to your gardening.

madmac Level 7 Apr 19, 2019
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LOL...gives new meaning to “holy weekend”.

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Hmmmm

zesty Level 7 Apr 19, 2019
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Timing is all important then.

Moravian Level 8 Apr 19, 2019
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