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Have you ever had a romantic "pet name?"

Pet names from lovers, do you like them or are they silly?
Have you ever had one assigned to you by a lover?

When talking to me, my husband calls me "squishy bear." And, when talking about me to others, he calls me "the General."

I think I would like them to be combined. As in, General Squishy Bear. LOL

silvereyes 8 Mar 17
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LOL! general squishy bear! hahaha!

i had one lover with whom i shared a selection of sentimentally coloured, kitschy pet names in an affectedly gushing way, like plueschi (fluffy) & hummelpo (bumblebee's bum); we were the igelbauch ([tender as a] hedgehog's belly) & he was katzibaer (kitten bear) which turned into kotzibaer (puke bear) during arguments.

@silvereyes, i used to fall for the creative guys, musicians, poets, painters, with empty pockets 🙂

@silvereyes, until it comes to paying the bill 😀

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Ugh..."baby cakes" by my ex. When he would get really drunk he'd only be able to manage "cake"....geeze...but it still makes me laugh

@MrLizard thank you so much!

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Thumper and The man are the last 2 that i can remember. I have given every long term partner a nick name. I think it creates a special bond.@azzow2 Did your girl move to Florida? LOL

One of them did she was working for Disney for a while she would do overtime as one of the charters Cinderella.

@azzow2 The girl I'm talking about did work at Disney for a while. What are the odds? I'm not in touch with her anymore so we'll just leave it as an amusing coincidence.

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I married a Latina, she would call me "El Pandeho Gordo". I think that means big man or something. Whe having sex she call me "El pene de cucaratcha". I think that means lion dick or something.

the closest to "el pandeho gordo" in spanish is "el pendejo gordo", which means "the fat asshole" in english. sorry to estallar la burbuja 😀

As usual, spell check screwed up the post. el pandeho gordo means "fat fool or fat drunken fool. El pene de cucaratcha means cockroach penis. It's a joke, see?

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Former lovers usually refer to me with the pet name: "Dirty f...ing bastard". I could never figure out why. 🙂

Lmao

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Thumper lol that was when I was 18. Have not thought of that in years.

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He called me oreo cream lmao

(He was black, I am very white skinned, and he said "plus the cream is the best part!" )

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My ex was fond of using pet names. One of my favorites of those was "love bug."

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My girlfriend call me her King and I call her my Babycakes. Now ex wife called me Asshole and I called her Bitch.

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My ex-husband would call me his "beady-bee" and I have no idea how that came about.

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I had someone one call me D-Bear.... and someone else called me Hubby (BTW my last name is Hubbard) and I was not mairred to her.

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Over the years some of the standards like "Sweetie", "Sweet leaf" and "Foxy Lady" but the more obscure ones would be "the slapper" and "99".

Kimba Level 7 Mar 18, 2018
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I was called Fluffy or Fluff. I didn't mind being called that, except when she did it in front of other people.

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I have had a couple. The one that really gets me is my current girlfriend preferring to call me by my full first name. The way she says it is very sweet and almost no one else calls me that, so it feels pretty special, despite not being a traditionally cutesy pet name.

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Tarzan

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Biscuit

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"God's gift to women." Okay, I made that up. And even in my fantasy it was said sarcastically. sigh

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mon cher

jeffy Level 7 Mar 18, 2018
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Yes. My late husband used to call me Sil; I liked it so much I wanted to have my first name changed to Sil.

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I used to, lovingly, call my soon-to-be ex "stinky." Now I call him "that lying, cheating, pile of shit."

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"Psycho cunt from hell". Oh....like that's a bad thing?
(I maybe, but his credit score is 800.)

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I guess the closest I've ever come is "silly butt"? Idk, never thought of it as a pet name but I guess it is lol.

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My favorite was “fuckmuffin “

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I don't know if os romantic but I love it: "Sil".

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Angelface, Babe, Sweets, none that were really inventive.

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