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What's the best pickup line you've heard?

"Baby, are you my appendix? Because you're giving me a funny feeling in my gut and I think I'd like to take you out."

Mea 7 Apr 2
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"Did you get hurt?" When? "When you fell from heaven"

"If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

gater Level 7 Apr 2, 2018

I'm old enough to have had those lines tried on me, haha! Guaranteed to get an eye roll! Though I believe it was " If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Popular song at the time by the Bellamy Brothers in 1979!

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In college it was "would you like to go get high?....."

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I miss my ex-husband a lot. But my aim's improving.

Ouch, I like you.

that's a 3 point shot! -- well done.

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First time we met she stuck her finger in my face and said "you're taking me out to dinner tonight and my names Diane"
I eventually married her.

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"These are my real teeth" is a hit when I troll the retirement home.

Hahaha! Nice.

Hahahaha

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"Can I ask you a question?

"Have you ever woken up in the morning, rolled over, looked at the man lying in bed beside you, and thought, 'Oh HELL! What the HECK did I do THAT for?'

"No? Fancy a new experience?"

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I asked a young lady "Can you tell me the time, please?" She said, "Nine-thirty." I said, "Thank you. Beautiful women usually don't give me the time of day." She smiled. We chatted a little and she gave me her number. We ended up dating a little.

cute and clever 🙂

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From an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day: "Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like a little?"

Ha! Reminds me of my cousin Harley. He used to use the line "Ever ridden a Harley? Would you like to? ??

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Gee, I seem to have misplaced my number...
May I have yours?

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"Girl you must be a siren because I'm compelled to let you drag me down and devour me"

@Shelton better than the alternative "hey girl are you a siren because you're making my ears bleed and I just want you to stop"

@Shelton I'll show you some of my favorites

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice!

Never used it, but it cracks me up.

MrHIT Level 5 Apr 2, 2018
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You look interesting and I'd like to chat for awhile and get to know you.

Works on me every time.

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"Hi my name is Doctor -insert name here-." Works every time

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I don't think there are any good pick up lines. Just lame ones.

you are only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid <3

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It is capitalism that chains you down

Hey baby, you into god?

Football sucks

Hi

How about that income inequality?

I’m just making these up as I go. It’s probably obvious at this point that I’m not a lady’s man lmao

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I met an ex through a personals ad from a newspaper. His first words on the phone got me: "I work hard and I play hard." Lasted 10 years.

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Not one I have heard or used, but certainly one I have giggled about:

"I know what I want to say to you. It's on the tip of my tongue. Maybe if you let me stick in your ear you'll be able to hear it."

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That stripper pole really brings out the color in your eyes.

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Give me your number and we can talk about blank tape later... how I picked up my ex wife when I worked in a record store.

Like your style dude.

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"'Ello darlin' - got any whelks?"

Certainly original, but nevertheless unsuccessful.

Jnei Level 8 Apr 2, 2018
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Betcha I can do things with you she won't!

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Sitting in a crouded restaurant (no seats available) a beautiful girl walked by. I said to her that "you can sit here", let me make room. As I wiped my face with my hands.

Gross.

@TerriCity Not at all gross

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Or if you want to go patriotic: "On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"

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"Hi my name is Simon what's yours " as long as I smile it works every time ....

It get weird when I finally tell them my real name is Ryan, though.

@ReBrew2115 add gosling maybe you'll get better results ...lol

@SimonMorgan1 HHAHAHAA!! Challenge accepted!!

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Mine of course, " You look like a girl that doesn't like one liners." Actually I never relied on that bullcrap. I simply showed interest in the person I was talking to...primitive but honest and effective.

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How do you like your eggs?

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