I thought I was having a great day today until I knocked my Burr coffee grinder in the floor and broke the bean holder when I was cleaning the cabinet. Then I got out the vacumn hose for my Built-in vacuum and vacuumed it all up. I thought it would be a good idea to vacuum under a bookcase nearby while I was at it. The vacuum found a ball the cat had been playing with. The ball wedged about 2" down and it took me at least 30 minutes to pry it out.

I decided it was time for outdoor work. I went outside climbed on my riding mower and started mowing away. There was a hidden stick in a pile of leaves and the combination knocked the belt of my mower . I put the mower back in the shop and got out the push mower and successfully mowed all the trim that I can't get to with the rider without any mishap.

My social distancing girlfriend who works from home came by with her to Shitzus. I poured her a glass of wine in promptly knocked it in her lap. My new cat licked some of it off the floor but didn't act any different afterwards.

She was proud to tell me that she did a 20 minute workout before she started work this morning and I told her my Facebook memory said that four years ago I planked for 60 seconds but doubt that I could plank for 2 seconds anymore.
She encouraged me to try and I was in shock because I lasted 15 seconds with two Shitzus biting my hair and licking my ear.

We fiddled for quite a while with my thermocell mosquito repellent lamps and finally got them working and then she went home.

I think I will stay in bed as long as possible to morrow to avoid as many mishaps as possible. I sincerely hope my agnostic friends had less eventful days than I did.