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LINK Catholic Bishop Will Spray Holy Water from Helicopter Over City to Defeat Devil | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

A Catholic bishop, full of ideas, will borrow a helicopter and spray his city with holy water on July 14 in order to cleanse it from all the demons.

This is nto a new idea. This kind of thing has been done before.

snytiger6 9 June 29
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Holy water and a dollar will get you four quarters every time.

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Holy water probably isn't externally sourced at all, probably right from the tap or commercial bottled water? Because if it was sourced widely from single locations . . . . man could a lot of problems be solved at once from that spot.

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I think he should bless the water in a fire hose and spray em down. That would be more fun

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Seems legit. I'll back it if it puts out a riot fire.

2

Maybe he should put the seat down and sit. He wouldn't spray so much then.

redhog Level 7 June 29, 2020
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This is going to work! It's so stupid Satan will never see it coming.

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Maybe he get lucky and put a fire with it. That way he is not wasting his time.

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Good luck with that.

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More spectacular, but just as nonsensical as prayer.

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My gast has been flabbered by His Holy Stupidity.

6

Holy aerial bombardment, Batman! What next? Using a crop duster as a censer to dispense the incense? Using a blimp with loudspeakers to blast out an exorcist's incantations? What the hell century is this anyway?

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Water is holey, oxygen bubbles make it holey. Lol
The fucking idiots... i have no clue what holy is...misspelling???? Lol i think there are a lot of airheads involved with these religious nutcakes, i mean look at the drivel leaking out all over, is brain soup the answer??
Lol

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Well good luck to that.

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I don't think it will work. Holy water in bowls inside churches hasn't wiped out demons of lust.

frvl Level 4 June 29, 2020
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Say it. Don’t spray it.

Mvtt Level 7 June 29, 2020
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Almost makes you want to go to the city and start reprising the role of the Wicked Witch of the West. Bonus points if you make some fog to go with it. Really freak out the believers hahahaha.

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I was raised r.c. and spent many years as one. I never understood the holy water thing or worship of the virgin Mary or many other odd r.c. practices. But still I was very attached to my catholicism. Later I tried nearly all the other denominations. Eventually I gave up and became an atheist because I decided I didn't want to go to heaven because there I wouldn't be able to be myself, it would be hell for me.

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