Most primates vote.

The united states still elects their judges . W T F

If you scratch a pig with a long stick right where the hind leg joins the body, in the space between the belly and leg, the pig will freeze, then suddenly flop over in a semi-catatonic state.

Lizards and snakes go into spasms of pleasure if you stroke them under the chin. They'll even try to follow you when you start to leave.

When I encountered them in the woods or desert, I used to pet them, then run for it.

There was an English "king" who lived in the first century AD named Togidubnus (a.k.a. Tiberius Claudius Cogidubnus, as the Romans called him). I giggle a little bit every time I think of his name, especially when I try to get Google speech recognition to search for it. I mean, just listen to it. It's so silly.

The lighter was invented before the match

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Elmet is only attested by placenames.

Coral reefs as we know them will likely be extinct in 50 years.