I have been thinking it over and it seems to me that another course could be added to the curriculum of every university in the world. The course that I have in mind would be comprised of a number of existing academic disciplines such as psychology, social science and political science with the proviso that in time other appropriate courses could also be added.

The course would last five years beginning with undergraduate studies and progressing to post-graduate studies. The title of the course is gobology. After five years the graduate receives a certificate in which is clearly stated that he is a certified gobshite. Perhaps such a course could be launched by some prestigious institute of learning.....