A pair of my boxer shorts hanging out of the bottom of my trousers whilst walking the centre of a town

Grew up Catholic, my school still taught that the left hand was evil. As a little kid I translated that into feet as well. For the longest time I couldn't finish a flight of stair on the left foot. Had to finish on the right foot, otherwise I would go back and restart the flight of stairs. Anywhere new I went, I would memorize how many stairs there were so I knew which foot to start with. I don't have to do it anymore, or at least I can finish on the left foot without going crazy about it. I still have the habit of memorizing stairs though.

the future

Pissin in public... lol I have a stone bladder and just can't quite warm up to the other guy that's lettin farts and pissin all over my shoes,

this month it's love

I don't have any silly or unreasonable fears; they are all understandable.

I'm something of a germaphobe. Everything about the human body grosses me out.

Stupid MRI scan...freaked. Benzos didn't help, nothing did.

Well I have nightmares about snakes

Phobia of phobia. I fear that somehow someone will clone me capture my energy and somehow doom me to repeat the greed experience of this world.

Beetle bugs. They look like nightmarish aliens...and they fly!

Water at restaurants? I don't think it's unfounded, but some might find it ridiculous.

I hate hate HATE styrofoam. I try to avoid it at all cost. The sound it makes when it rubs together physically makes me ill.

And I also have an irrational fear of toucans. The fact that their beaks are as long as their body terrifies me. Which is weird because I believe in rational thinking above all’s and I know a toucan can’t really hurt me. But still, one will scare the crap out of me.

Hornets - last time I got stung went into labor 3 months early.

That I'd better wear something to bed in case I die and am caught naked. (My husband died last year, so after 35 years of sleeping in the nude, now I'm afraid to.)