Look what came in the mail today! Did you get one, too?
It was mass-mailed to all residents of Wenatchee, WA. Aren't we special?
America in Bible Prophecy
The Future of Earth's Last Superpower Revealed
Laughed out loud when I saw the table of contents:
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The Beast from the Sea.
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The Beast from the Land.
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The Mark of the Beast: What Is It?
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Get Ready!
Into recycling it went. The magazine stinks... from what? Beast sweat?
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I can attest to one and all that there is no America in Bible Prophesy. I don't care what bible books you are reading or what others have told you about them, America is not in bible prophesy. In fact, the whole idea of prophesy is an iffy situation at best. Even those who have once been involved with it cannot agree on it. The best place for anything like this is the recycle bin.
BTW, If you get something like this and you have a religious friend don't mention that you pitched it. Your friend will start telling you the parts they agree with.
DenoPenno
Level 9
Dec 12, 2020
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If I didn't know this was a piece of religious bullshit, I might think it was some kind of fantasy/horror fiction that I just might want to read. It's got beasts from the land and the sea, and there's a mystical mark that needs to be recognized, and we have to be ready for the coming monster apocalypse! Hell yeah! Sounds like a fun story.
It's just religious propaganda? Stupid God.
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Dec 12, 2020
3
If you thought it was some kind of fantasy/horror fiction... you'd be 100% correct. 
@Charles1971 I see what you did there. Excellent! 
Okay, I'll go with saying wow! 
but it does make me think, with the solstice coming and all, does anybody remember the recipe for roast beast? I remember setting the oven for 666°. For approximately 666 seconds but I forgot how long you're supposed to marinate. 
oldFloyd
Level 8
Dec 12, 2020
3
Much better if you decide to roast a Christian baby imo.
After all, the flesh is much, more tender, the crackling is less tougher to chew, marinating times are much shorter as are the cooking times as well.
Plus, be quite 'religious' when cooking, do it the old way, on a Stone plinth with hot coals instead....LOL.
(Warlock)666 Days. This method usually puts off an offensive odor after about two weeks though...
"America in Bible Prophesy?"
Hmm, interesting how a completely unknown continent/nation gets into a book written completely in 4th. Century C.E. especially when it was thought that the British Isles were the very edge of the ENTIRE world.
Triphid
Level 9
Dec 12, 2020
3
Well, it's a prophecy don'tchano. 
That would never have made it into my house. I generally enter and exit via the garage, and it would have been dropped into the recycling bin on the way into the house.
HippieChick58
Level 9
Dec 12, 2020
6
Depends solely upon the 'quality' of the paper used.
IF it IS any like that used in the Goat-herders Guide to the Galaxy then it makes great stand-by Dunny paper for times of emergencies...LOL.
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