You know how it’s always weird when a police department says they’ve hired a psychic to help solve crimes? And everyone says that’s a waste of , because it is, and then we all have a good laugh about the department’s incompetence?
Well, retired detective Rick Maruniak has just written a book about how he supposedly cracked cases with the help of the Lord called God Doesn’t Need a Badge.
That explains it! Why only 47% of homicides are solved and only 16% of rapes result in arrest and conviction (ONLY 35% are prosecuted.) The explanation: it's God's plan. It is simple: lock up pot smokers but let the violent ones outsmart the ones I place in a position to actually fight crime.
I'm SO sick of God Warriors. Can we throw them out now that it's 2021? Like their citizenship ran out in 2020?
You've got to joking.
So Sky Daddy is now not ONLY a Detective, but also a Forensic Expert, a Pathologist, a Criminologist, a Trace Evidence Expert, Fingerprints Expert, Ballistics Expert and a C.S.I.
Well, Interpol, the F.B.I., etc, etc, had better watch out because Detective Sky Daddy is now on the job BUT first He has to allow crimes to be committed that He could have prevented just so he can get all the Kudos.
Gee I feel so safe already NOT.