Reply in three words, please. This will be funny! I look forward to your replies.
"Who are you?" is my reply.
My ex is a conservative, both xian and Republican. His idea of better than me would be about the opposite of me and that's fine. However, in the sack he is as unimaginative as his outlook, and he kisses like a wet sponge. Yes, I know, why and how did I stay married for so long. So my response would be "that poor gal." He has not dated since we split up, so I don't expect that to happen. If it does I wish her well, and I hope my kids have had the discussion with him about keeping his trust fund out of greedy hands.
Why tell me?
I require more words though, like "The only way I could give less of a fuck would be if I was dead and that would only improve my lack of fucks because I wouldn't have you reminding me that you exist."
Someone without gonorrhea ?
I would ignore it. They want a reaction. I wouldn't give them one. It's in the rear view mirror.
It won't last...
Excellent response. I'd ignore the text. If forced to respond, I'd say "Thank you for reinforcing my excellent choice to make you my ex."
36, 48, 36?
Uh, aren't you dead?
Forgot your meds?
Sorry, wrong number.
Love your sense of humor! Great description of your ex.
"That poor girl" is perfect.