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What do you get when you cross a human with an octopus?

Your funding revoked and a visit from the ethics committee.

By TommyMeador7
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You get elected President.

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An eight-armed, ink squirting, know-it-all.

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The Goddess Kali.

Maya405 Level 7 Dec 2, 2017
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Some one who wants to get their hands into everything

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I was gonna say a tentacle pornstar. But then I thought politician, they're slimy and even if you cut off their head, they'll keep moving for up to 4 hours.

Lancer Level 7 Dec 2, 2017
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A Nobel Prize?

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… and a job offer from a madman who wants to weaponize your research to achieve world domination.

resserts Level 8 Dec 2, 2017
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