I agree

You have a wicked sense of humor!

@TomMcGiverin Thank you!

Though ask ANY Faithfool and immediately they will, as I have so tediously and regularly found btw, quite adamantly and loudly proclaim that THEY have read it many times over BUT the crunchers comes when they come out with their usual, " We only read the passages that have any real meaning for us and those as prescribed as 'proper' readings by our Priest.
Try this if you will, pick any Faithfool, then ask them to recite, verbatim, the last 2 verses of the book of revelations WHILST they are standing/sitting in front of you.
The umms, the aaahs, the ohhhs, the stutters and stammers will, at least 99.99% of the time be swiftly followed with comments such as, " We have never read that far," We were never told to read those verses," OR, " I need to make a quick phone call, can I use your bathroom for privacy because I need to check with my Priest, etc, etc.
Take my advice, DENY them that boon immediately and MAKE him/her/ them answer your question alone and unaided BUT always make certain YOU know the answer to your question BEFORE you ask it of them, because the sheer pleasure of watching them and their self-righteousness collapse and crumble when a Godless Heathen cites their holy book back to them when they cannot is well worth it all.