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Should I get rid of my Xtian bed?

I helped a friend to move recently. Her neighbor, a retired catholic nun, was moving into a nursing home and was selling her furniture. She had a almost new full size bed and I bought for $50 as my king bed was useless now, (living alone, no woman visitors) In hindsight may not have been a good Idea, my question is what should I do now?

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PickledRick 8 Apr 27
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Wash the sheets and pillowcases....you're good to go. Or better yet, buy new ones

twill Level 7 Apr 28, 2018
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It's a bed.

Assuming it's in good condition, the religion of whoever owned it means nothing. Don't let religion gain power over you through some sort of superstition.

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She did not die in it. Pretty good chance she did not have sex in it. Maybe diddled herself some, but really - what the heck. In time you will forget all about the nun.

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Well, if you bought it, it must be nun the worse for wear. Draw a pentagram on it and keep it.

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Burn it!!!!!!!! Seriously, it's just a f---ing bed 🙂

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A bed is a bed. No such thing as a Christian bed.

Xtian bed....LOL

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Hahaha

This!

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Did she have fleas, lice or bedbugs? Is it stained or does it smell weird? If not wouldn't worry about it. Nuns are people like all others....

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It's a bed - not a Xtian bed. Only remnants of the Nun left would be any lingering odor, scent of Holy Water, or nun Farts that may have been deeply planted.

Otherwise, it's just a bed; treat it like any other. Or, get a second one, slam em together, and make yourself a 'king' bed again.

Nun farts, lols 🙂

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I voted to keep, unless you have a rational reason for getting rid of it. Just cuz it belonged to a nun doesn't seem like a rational reason to me, but however you want to roll, partner.

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I like the uncurse choice. Who knows. The priestess might be someone good to meet.

Is a priestess really all that different from a nun? I have known some cool nuns though, so you might be onto something here.

Ah, thanks for that idea....lol

@zeuser most priestesses are allowed to have sex, so there's that, anyway.

@memorylikeasieve you think nuns don't? Lol

@iamjc ask a nun! ?

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