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LINK A giant pink phallus may come to Florida, thanks to Jesus and an atheist

A giant phallus may be coming to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and if that happens, we’ll have Jesus and an atheist to thank.

A couple of months ago, the city hosted a Christmas tree lighting ceremony as well as a Menorah Lighting Celebration. Those were religious celebrations promoted by government officials, suggesting that the public square was open to anyone who wanted to host a similar event.

Enter Chaz Stevens, a local activist known for seeing an opening and driving a monster truck through it. He asked the city earlier this month for permission to host an event of his own on April 2 in honor of Kanamara Matsuri, the Shinto “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

The centerpiece of that event would be a 300-pound, six-foot-tall pink penis.

He also told city officials that proceeds from the event would be “donated towards [AIDS] research as well as LGBTQIA+ awareness — elevating both artistry and philanthropic causes in tandem!” He also plans to hire a cop to protect his crown jewels.

snytiger6 9 Jan 15
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Chaz is a thorn in FL's side being very liberal and vocal in support of gay rights, woman's rights, he's an activist, artist and has a LARGE....sense of humor.
'Chaz Stevens asked the districts to "immediately remove the Bible from the classroom, library, and any instructional material," Stevens wrote in the documents, which were shared with NPR. "Additionally, I also seek the banishment of any book that references the Bible."
[npr.org]

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Hilarious!

Watch conservatives scream. I want a front seat.

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A very popular festival in Japan!

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On the flip side...
Hey when do I get my vagina festival?
I want a six foot pink vagina everyone can walk through and be reborn! 🤣

Emme Level 7 Jan 16, 2023
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It about time!

The fascists republicans and their maga death cult members will be watching more porn to compare their so called manhood!!!

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Neil to the plastic cock. A symbol of pleasure vs a Religious pain.

Neil doesn't take to plastic cock.

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If you’ve seen both the R-rated and and the unrated versions of Margaret Duras’ movie The Lovers, you might have noted the unrated movie’s very brief display of the Chinese man’s phallus. That is (grin), I think I saw it.

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Obviously a Jewish phallus symbol so it also has religious significants.

There's an extra charge for a removable headpiece.

@rainmanjr oh? & here I thought they removed it for the cheese snacks for the party. 🤔🤣

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There is no (good) reason why they shouldn't let the festival go forward.

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What a prick!!!😊

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