LINK A giant pink phallus may come to Florida, thanks to Jesus and an atheist
A giant phallus may be coming to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and if that happens, we’ll have Jesus and an atheist to thank.
A couple of months ago, the city hosted a Christmas tree lighting ceremony as well as a Menorah Lighting Celebration. Those were religious celebrations promoted by government officials, suggesting that the public square was open to anyone who wanted to host a similar event.
Enter Chaz Stevens, a local activist known for seeing an opening and driving a monster truck through it. He asked the city earlier this month for permission to host an event of his own on April 2 in honor of Kanamara Matsuri, the Shinto “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”
The centerpiece of that event would be a 300-pound, six-foot-tall pink penis.
He also told city officials that proceeds from the event would be “donated towards [AIDS] research as well as LGBTQIA+ awareness — elevating both artistry and philanthropic causes in tandem!” He also plans to hire a cop to protect his crown jewels.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Hilarious!
Watch conservatives scream. I want a front seat.
LiterateHiker
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Jan 23, 2023
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A very popular festival in Japan!
Barnie2years
Level 8
Jan 16, 2023
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It about time!
The fascists republicans and their maga death cult members will be watching more porn to compare their so called manhood!!!
of-the-mountain
Level 8
Jan 15, 2023
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Florida already has a giant pink phallus.[knowyourmeme.com]
actofdog
Level 8
Jan 15, 2023
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If you count DeSantis, they have at least two.
Neil to the plastic cock. A symbol of pleasure vs a Religious pain.
Castlepaloma
Level 8
Jan 15, 2023
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Neil doesn't take to plastic cock.
There is no (good) reason why they shouldn't let the festival go forward.
Flyingsaucesir
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Jan 15, 2023
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