A giant phallus may be coming to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and if that happens, we’ll have Jesus and an atheist to thank.
A couple of months ago, the city hosted a Christmas tree lighting ceremony as well as a Menorah Lighting Celebration. Those were religious celebrations promoted by government officials, suggesting that the public square was open to anyone who wanted to host a similar event.
Enter Chaz Stevens, a local activist known for seeing an opening and driving a monster truck through it. He asked the city earlier this month for permission to host an event of his own on April 2 in honor of Kanamara Matsuri, the Shinto “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”
The centerpiece of that event would be a 300-pound, six-foot-tall pink penis.
He also told city officials that proceeds from the event would be “donated towards [AIDS] research as well as LGBTQIA+ awareness — elevating both artistry and philanthropic causes in tandem!” He also plans to hire a cop to protect his crown jewels.
Watch conservatives scream. I want a front seat.
A very popular festival in Japan!
It about time!
The fascists republicans and their maga death cult members will be watching more porn to compare their so called manhood!!!
Florida already has a giant pink phallus.[knowyourmeme.com]
Neil to the plastic cock. A symbol of pleasure vs a Religious pain.
There is no (good) reason why they shouldn't let the festival go forward.