How can someone love you if they’ve been dead for 2,000 years, and that’s providing they even existed to start with. And even if they did exist it would only be as a man. That’s just something the brainwashed religous idiots say. Just let it go in one ear and out the other!

I agree
Most of them are brainwashed and havent even read there bible...

Santa Claus loves me too, at least he brings me tangible gifts.

Santa Claus loves me too, at least he brings me tangible gifts.

Jesus is your Shepard.

He looks after you until it’s slaughter time.

Recently I was intercepted by a old codger, my age mid 60s, and a somewhat retarded young woman in her 20s, pushing a new brand of religion: Jews for Jesus or something like that.
She: Jesus loves you.
Me: Who?
She: Jesus
Me: Oh... I like cheeses
She No ... Jeeeesus.
Me: What type: Roquefort, Reblochon . Are you asking me about my cheese eating habits?
She: don't you know Jesus?
Me: Is he a local? Try the information booth ... Pointing in the direction.
She was getting desperate ... So her old codger supervisor walked over to us ... I think she was under instruction.
The he started telling me that Jesus loves me?
Me: Is he male?
Old cadger: yes ... He ...
Me: sorry mate I am not into that sort of thing.
The scene lasted for about 10 and I even enjoyed the spiel

It means he and his representatives want to fuck me!

When I read a statement such as that, I can't help think what a bunch of absolute meaningless unintelligible dribble that is.

"Jesus loves you" is another way of saying "You're a loser."

It means to the religious that it is true of course, to the non religious blah blah blah, i just say all that do feel good about themselves love themselves and necessarily don't need Jesus or Superman, Wonder Woman or any other deity too love them to get thru life

If Jesus had loved me he would have treated me better.

I'm sure my boss will tell me this tomorrow, "jesus loves you." I send her atheist memes that are offensive.

I ignore them and hit them with logic. I have had a few "unfriend" me on face book. Oh well!

Is this the reason so many priests are pediphiles? When they were little kids it was ok to accept that a magical nomad loves them

Who?

Imaginary people can't love you. Just ignore the fools.

A 2000 year old dead Jewish carpenter wants to tell em that?

I got so sick of this and people saying "God is love" that I made this meme to send back at them

Unless they're talking about the guy who plays for Man C it means sweet FA, and if they are talking about him why would he?

Jesus loves me. I love you too, Jesus, but I'm not, like, in love with you. Let's just be friends. Besides, you like had this big, bitching party - The Last Supper. All your homeys were invited. But me. I didn't get an invite. I mean, really, dude, I thought you said you loved me.

You speak the truth. While it is comforting to think a supernatural deity loves and cares for you, there is no evidence that it is true. It might be better to cultivate love and friendship with family and friends rather than with a supernatural deity.

Time to get a restraining order.

That's like when people ask me if I know Jesus, and I then ask which one.... Jesus Garcia, Jesus Figueroa, Jesus Santamaria? Btw, your saying it wrong.... It's hay-soooooos!

Babble.

It’s an occupational hazard for me so at work I just ignore it and move in to the next thing. Outside work I would probably say something like, you don’t even want to know what he told me about you and it’s a shame really because you had such a promising future