I'd definitely pick a cute one!
Tough choice between Tyrion Lannister and Kaylee Frye. But Kaylee would probably win out.
Lieutenant Commander Data, complete with all knowledges, he could give us transporter tech, replicators, phasers, force fields, holodecks, warp drive, universal translators, all the fun stuff.
Hmmmm, who would give me immortality? Wait... no... Willow from Buffy the vampire slayer, she could teach me badass magic stuffs.
Uhhh... god. "Dude, everyone thought you were real before, but now you're really real. Go get shit done." As he walks out the door I would slap-ass him and say, "Go out there and be somebody!"
I like to go to mormon's heaven.
Where you get an entire planet to run and control. Where earth is getting too screwed over.
Then you get 33 babes. The downside maybe is my lifespan would be too short from screwing all those beautiful women. I can't even handle one at a time here on earth.
I like to go to mormon's heaven.
Where you get an entire planet to run and control. Because earth is getting too screwed over right now.
Then you get 33 babes. The downside maybe is my lifespan would be too short from screwing all those beautiful women. I can't even handle one at a time here on earth.
Alfred E. Numan, The "What Me Worry" kid from Mad Magazine, because I just love me a guy with a concise philosophy.
Or maybe, my favorite philosopher, -- Bugs Bunny
Karana, from The Island of Blue Dolphins...for her serenity