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More Takeaways From the Trump NY Times Tax Return Bombshell

Experts say the IRS may scrutinize the legitimacy of many of those personal expenses President Trump claimed as business-related costs, which were cited in the recent bombshell New York Times article - such as $70,000 for haircuts in one year and hefty consulting fees paid to his daughter Ivanka.

Well, what I can’t get over is - the $70,000 he claims he spent on his hair. Good grief, is it just me, or should the real story here read - “Donald Trump was Robbed!” I mean, who the hell recommended his stylist? That North Korean guy? All kidding aside, it’s just insane spending money like that on haircuts! Why, you don’t see Stephen Miller or Steve Bannon spending 70 grand on their hair.

So, it turns out that Trump “the billionaire,” is actually the Trump - the “broke bloke,” who’s a whopping half-billion dollars in debt! Now, I suppose if there’s anything positive about this “dystopian mess” Trump’s got us in, it’s that all these loser Trump cultists finally have something to take pride in, other than their own stupidity. Why, they can now start bragging about how their net worth - is actually higher than Donald Trump’s.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Sep 28
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I guess you don't know what the IRS does during an audit. They scrutinize everything, so there is no if about it.

Alienbeing Level 8 Sep 29, 2020

The first paragraph in all my pieces is from the actual news story and not my words. Anything below that is my take on it.

@johnnyrobish Therefore you agree there is no "may" about it. Correct?

I don't quite understand why that would be relevant, one way or another, in the scope of a satire piece.

@johnnyrobish I can see why you don't understand.

My goodness, you must be exceptionally really smart then. All I can say is "good for you."

@johnnyrobish No, just average, something you should strive to be.

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If I had all the taxes back that I paid for past 10-15 years I would have a nice chunk of change. What incentive do the rest of us have to pay anything if this guy is blatantly corrupt and unscathed?

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